live your life however you want, but if your taskbar is anywhere but on the bottom of your computer screen i would like for you to find God
Goddamn. Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.
I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.
I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.
These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.
oh my god
It’s hard for me to go through a metal detector…
WITH THIS PLAIT IN MY HEAD
do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal
in america is everyone ignorant
it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast
Mexicans eat beans on toast, it’s fucking good.
OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”
http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).
Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.
Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.
what the fuck wrong with these people
Is he mentally ill? Tf
Aries: breathes often
Taurus: lots of breathing
Gemini: consistently breathes
Cancer: breathing everyday
Leo: has breathed much over the years
Virgo: always breathes
Libra: breathes air
Scorpio: strong breather
Sagittarius: repeated breathing
Capricorn: breathes a lot
Aquarius: routine breather
Pisces: breathes over and over
THE ONLY HOROSCOPE POST I’LL REBLOG.
I PROMISE you that every single depressed person has been told to exercise already, you are never ever ever going to be the first person to suggest that to any depressed person ever.
i started working out to feel less sad, but it just made me sad with great forearms