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Hi. I'm Jeff and I'm a person.I drunk blog about 40% of the time so be warned. During those times I am known to reblog porn. So there ya go. You have been warned. I used to be theoldmanandtheseagrams which i say like I'm relevant. Ask me things and let's become frands.

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seriousjones:

live your life however you want, but if your taskbar is anywhere but on the bottom of your computer screen i would like for you to find God

Reblogged from: falcuntpunch via posted by: seriousjones
cloudywithachanceofpokey:

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.
I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.

cloudywithachanceofpokey:

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.

I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.

(Source: afro-thunder-knotting-it-up)

Reblogged from: hermione-ganja via posted by: afro-thunder-knotting-it-up
Reblogged from: falcuntpunch via posted by: lesbianvenom
hellyeahhomestuck:

These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.

hellyeahhomestuck:

These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.

Reblogged from: creepycreepycreepmeout via posted by: hellyeahhomestuck
mydrunkkitchen:

cryingoverswarto:

oh my god

It’s hard for me to go through a metal detector… WITH THIS PLAIT IN MY HEAD

mydrunkkitchen:

cryingoverswarto:

oh my god

It’s hard for me to go through a metal detector…

WITH THIS PLAIT IN MY HEAD

Reblogged from: mydrunkkitchen via posted by: cryingoverswarto
Reblogged from: slapmytitties via posted by: sandandglass

bromancing-the-stone:

snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

Mexicans eat beans on toast, it’s fucking good.

Reblogged from: bromancing-the-stone via posted by: snorlaxatives
nickijuana:

waroncops:

king-emare:

popping-smoke:

mbisthegame:

oparnoshoshoi:

anarchyandacupofcoffee:

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).
Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.
Follow for Anarchy | Follow for Feminism



Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.

what the fuck wrong with these people

waroncops.tumblr.com

Is he mentally ill? Tf

nickijuana:

waroncops:

king-emare:

popping-smoke:

mbisthegame:

oparnoshoshoi:

anarchyandacupofcoffee:

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”
http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).

Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.

Follow for Anarchy | Follow for Feminism

Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.

what the fuck wrong with these people

waroncops.tumblr.com

Is he mentally ill? Tf

Reblogged from: highoe via posted by: anarchyandacupofcoffee

tralalacupcake:

myheadisspooky:

Aries: breathes often
Taurus: lots of breathing
Gemini: consistently breathes
Cancer: breathing everyday
Leo: has breathed much over the years
Virgo: always breathes
Libra: breathes air
Scorpio: strong breather
Sagittarius: repeated breathing
Capricorn: breathes a lot
Aquarius: routine breather
Pisces: breathes over and over

THE ONLY HOROSCOPE POST I’LL REBLOG.

Reblogged from: 827 via posted by: myheadisspooky

totalhunk:

missvoltairine:

I PROMISE you that every single depressed person has been told to exercise already, you are never ever ever going to be the first person to suggest that to any depressed person ever.

i started working out to feel less sad, but it just made me sad with great forearms

Reblogged from: our-helenlawson via posted by: missvoltairine