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Hi. I'm Jeff and I'm a person.I drunk blog about 40% of the time so be warned. During those times I am known to reblog porn. So there ya go. You have been warned. I used to be theoldmanandtheseagrams which i say like I'm relevant. Ask me things and let's become frands.

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nemophilic:

"if u keep saying ur cute people are gonna think ur just begging for attention!!!" hell yeah i want all the attention in the world. everyone pay attention to me im wonderful, im great and im beautiful

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noodlesandbeef:

Lumberjack lil pup: yay or nay?

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brownglucose:

tsunamistorms:

fertile-mind-seeks-water:

Hmmm. I would never wear this fuckers shit. Shout out to the punks w “LV” tatted on your face and body.

Lol saw it coming

Water is wet, high end fashion designers don’t want black people in their clothes.

brownglucose:

tsunamistorms:

fertile-mind-seeks-water:

Hmmm. I would never wear this fuckers shit. Shout out to the punks w “LV” tatted on your face and body.

Lol saw it coming

Water is wet, high end fashion designers don’t want black people in their clothes.

(Source: jesusgang)

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demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

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dreamerofderse:

dreamerofderse:

oh this is gonna be good


I was not disappointed 

dreamerofderse:

dreamerofderse:

oh this is gonna be good

I was not disappointed 

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penutbutterqueen:

theholyprepuce:

White Jesus modeled on Cesare Borgia?
The theory is that people were generally not too enthusiastic about the Catholic Church’s regular massacres of Jews and Muslims, because the people they were killing looked like Jesus.  Pope Alexander VI then ordered the destruction of all art depicting a Semitic Jesus and commissioned a number of paintings depicting a Caucasian Jesus.  His son, Cardinal Cesare Borgia, was the model for these paintings.  Thus, the nastiest of all the Borgias, became the iconic Caucasian Jesus so loved by Christians today. 
In 1995, GZA’s Liquid Swords album featured the solo track by Wu-Tang Clan affiliate, Killah Priest, ”B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)”. The lyrics include the lines; "I even learnt Caucasians were really the Tribe of Edam, The white image, of Christ, is really Cesare Borgia”
The true image of Jesus was likely closer to this & this.

This is crazy interesting 

penutbutterqueen:

theholyprepuce:

White Jesus modeled on Cesare Borgia?

The theory is that people were generally not too enthusiastic about the Catholic Church’s regular massacres of Jews and Muslims, because the people they were killing looked like Jesus.  Pope Alexander VI then ordered the destruction of all art depicting a Semitic Jesus and commissioned a number of paintings depicting a Caucasian Jesus.  His son, Cardinal Cesare Borgia, was the model for these paintings.  Thus, the nastiest of all the Borgias, became the iconic Caucasian Jesus so loved by Christians today. 

In 1995, GZA’s Liquid Swords album featured the solo track by Wu-Tang Clan affiliate, Killah Priest, ”B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)”. The lyrics include the lines; "I even learnt Caucasians were really the Tribe of Edam, The white image, of Christ, is really Cesare Borgia

The true image of Jesus was likely closer to this & this.

This is crazy interesting 

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versaceslut:

when the pizza guy delivers in under 30 minutes

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